daniallost:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

This.

omg

Anonymous asked:

Have you ever wondered why Moblins almost always look so beefy/sexy in Zelda games? Specially in WW and ALBW. I mean, in WW they even have visible nipples. Ninty is mesed up. :P

wkdart:

Moblins are basically the Zelda series’ answer to Orcs. They’re humanoids with tusks and are designed with a variance of other porcine features from game to game. I mean, look at this guy;

If there was a Hyrule tabletop, everyone would want to roll this race.
Ganon is basically hot king orc pig dad.