A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training



Anonymous asked:

Have you ever wondered why Moblins almost always look so beefy/sexy in Zelda games? Specially in WW and ALBW. I mean, in WW they even have visible nipples. Ninty is mesed up. :P


Moblins are basically the Zelda series’ answer to Orcs. They’re humanoids with tusks and are designed with a variance of other porcine features from game to game. I mean, look at this guy;

If there was a Hyrule tabletop, everyone would want to roll this race.
Ganon is basically hot king orc pig dad.